Ini handitendi mune chirevo cheichi spam, icho chinopa imwe Yunivhesiti nemhinduro idzi bvunzo, asi ini handipokane kuti zvinopfuura chimwe chete zvisikwa zviri pamutemo mukutenda kwakanaka. Mhinduro mune tsvuku mifungo zvinonzwika.
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Ndezvipi kufamba kwe mwoyo?:
Nekushandura kwakakomberedza pachayo uye yekushandura kwakapoteredza muviri.
Iko inofanira kunge ichidzivisa aorta yako, iyo inokudzivisa iwe kufunga, iwe idiot!
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Ipai tsanangudzo yedenderedzwa:
Ndiyo mutsetse wakanamirwa pamigumo miviri inoita sedenderedzwa.
Guru, kudzvinyirira kunze kunoratidzika nyore ...
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Chii chiri Mvura?
Vaifanira kutakura mvura kubva kune imwe mugumo kuenda kune imwe panzvimbo pokutakura bhakethi.
Iyi ndiyo inonyanya kukosha yezvose.
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Zvinyorwa- Edzai ndima yechipiri yakanyorwa pabhodhi:
Nezve 75 centimeters
Chinhu chakanaka chimiro chakanga chisina mamita emita ...
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Nokuda kwekudzidza kwako, mune zvikamu zvipi zveMasikirwo akaparadzanisa?:
'na' 'tu' 'ra' uye 'leza'.
Davinci, une syllable.
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Ko mafirimu anofema sei?
Datya rine bharanzi, rinoita kuti riridze ruzha.
Chinhu chakanaka kutsemura ...
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Iko kuumbwa kwemakomo emakomo here?
Makomo haaiti mumazuva maviri kana maviri, vanotora nguva yakareba kuti vagadzire.
Hongu Mavhiki, zvichida?
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Chii chiri mumhepo?:
Mhepo inzvimbo iyo nzvimbo inoshandiswa mukati memhepo sezvakaita makore. Muchikamu ichi mafiro emhepo anoshandiswa, ayo ndeaya anobudisa kudengenyeka kwenyika nekudengenyeka kwenyika.
Hapana mazwi
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Taura mamwe maantibayoti:
Doro, ikotoni uye hydrogen peroxide.
Ehe, uye mabhendi-mabhenefiti angave anobviswa ne-kupfuura ... giddy!
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Chii chinonzi kutenda?
Ndizvo zvatinopiwa naMwari kuti tikwanise kunzwisisa vapristi.
Makore 37 achiedza kuvanzwisisa ...
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Via: Future Live
