Exploding twitter: Iva Akafuridzirwa
Kana mukoma wangu akashandisa twitter, tete dzemakumbo aamai vangu (QDDG) vangadai vakave noupenyu huri nani.
Zvinhu zvakawanda zvachinja munzira iyo matsva anoshambadzwa. Hupenyu makore makumi matatu apfuura anga ari nyore, mushure mezuva repiri rechikoro -nokuti vakanga vari vaviri- hapana chakakosha, kana mabasa, kana miedzo, kana kudzidzisa kwevabereki -izvo hazvina kunyanya kufanana sezvakaita nhasi-. 
Muzukuru wedu Wil, ne inertia aikwira kubva kumba kwake achienda kumahombekombe ehova kuti apedze masikati ari mupatio medu, mumutambo wekare waisafanira kukanda mhodzi dzekasheyi mugomba. Pasi pemusango mutamarind, maawa akapfuura pasina chinhu chaiitika muchivanze chine guruva ichocho. Chero ani akaisa yakawanda mhodzi, akawana yakawanda.
-Wilfedooooooooooo !!!!
Ndizvo zvose izvo shamwari yedu yaifanira kutora purogiramu yake, iswededze guruva kubva mudumbu rake uye uzvikandire pasi pasi pamberi pemvura Amai Leda Ndaienda kunotaura yechipiri Wiiiiilllll !!! izvo zvatova mu inshuwarisi ye combo yaisanganisira chirango.
Makore matanhatu apfuura, e-mail yaive nzira yekuzivisa kuti iwe wakahwina mubairo kuBe Awards. Munhu wese isu takanga takamirira kuti Juan, pamwe nekunyengera kwake kwehurumende aizonyevera kuti taive pedyo zvikuru, kuti takanga tava kupedzisa, kuti hatina kurota asi kuti hatina kuora mwoyo, kuti takakunda.
Iye zvino, muBhuku Rakafuridzirwa 2010, zvinhu izvo pechipatara zvinounza zvakafanana, zvakajairika, asi kwete zvose:
- Kopi yakadzorerwa zvakare ye "Gore raMugadziriswa"Izvozvo zvichava mubhuku rangu rekushandisa mabhuku kwemakore anenge gumi,
- Ipeni yakanaka ne silkscreen allusive, iyo ichaenda kune kuunganidza musikana wangu kwemakore 5, apo iye anova wechidiki uye uzvitumire kune trunk ya cursilerías,
- Una pintosa bhuku rakaoma rakavharidza risingaiti kuti iwe unoda kutsvaga, ndinoda kuichengetedza kubva kuunganidzwa asi mwanakomana wangu achaputsa muvhiki ne zvinoshamisa mifananidzo,
- Magazini ine chirongwa chechiitiko chinoraswa mumazuva matatu.
- Uye mbatya inoti kune tsamba:
Titevere isu pa twitter
Hongu changamire, masocial network auya kuzoshandura matauriro atinoita. Sokupopota kwatete vangu kunzwisa tsitsi pavakafona Wilfredo, kukwazisa kwakanaka kwaJeff Thurston uyo ichizivisa muVector1 yakarira chiitiko chisati chatanga. Mumiriri wesocial media, -sezvavanoti izvi- Ichaita zvakafanana nezvinoitwa nemagazini evashanyi, mamwe aine makore mazhinji ekukosha, vamwe vateveri vakazvimisikidza munzvimbo yedu. Kuseka kwese nekubvarura kubva kuhama dzeBentley, kubva kune vanotsigira, kubva kune vanokunda uye kunyangwe iko kunopinda kunonzwika pa twitter.
Kusvika parizvino ndasvika pakuziva hafu yebhizimisi model ye Facebook, uye zvimwe kana zvishoma ndinofungidzira kwazvinoenda neInternet yayo yevanhu. Ini ndaive ndichiri nenguva yakaoma kutsenga bhizinesi logic yekudyisa huku dzakapusa. Asi kunzwisisa twitter kunoratidzika kunge kwakaomarara, isu tinogaya iyo kana tichiona ichishanda pano, kunyangwe mune zvakajairika hapana munhu anogona kufungidzira kuti sevhisi ichaenda kupi izvo zvese zvainoita ndezvekuti:
Tiwt!
Twit!
Twit!
Ndizvo chaizvo zvaiitwa nainini vangu, vachidanidzira, izvo zvakanga zvakasiyana neyedu patakanga tichikakavadzana nokuti mukoma wangu aigara achiita -uye panguva imwecheteyo- kubiridzira. Asi zvakashanda, uye nenzira imwecheteyo zvinoitika neTwitter, nekuti sainzi haisi mudenga risinganzwisisike shiri yebhuruu, asi musimba iro iye anorivhura anaro. Kana Dell, Bentley, CNN, Univision nemamwe makambani makuru akaisa shiri yekudenga mutsoka, tinonzwisisa zvinorehwa nebasa re microblogging iri, iro rakauya kuzoshandisa zvimwe zviratidzo pa @ uye nhamba #.
Zvakajairika izvozvi, kuti vanhu vane mukurumbira veiyi nharaunda yepakati vanotaurwa ne @ pamberi. Kunyangwe mune vakawanda, twits! iyo inyevero isingabatsiri kubva pamaselula, ne rooms kukakavadzana, pamota uye vanhu vachiita ruzha pamhepo yega yega yavanoburitsa. Uye kwete chete kune twitter asi kune vazhinji avo vakabuda sevanotsamwisa waBhuzi yeGoogle!. Asi huchenjeri hwomugadziri weTwitter huchaenderera kuve huya: pfungwa yakajairika yehupenyu yakashandiswa kune pfupi fomu inogona kubata kusvika pamakumi mana nematanhatu mavara. Twit yakapusa! iyo inoshanduka kuita mhere kana zvikaitwa nemushandisi nevateveri makumi mashanu.
Aya ndiwo mararamire ano, kuchinja, kuvhundutsa kubva pakutanga kune avo vedu avo rimwe zuva vanoshandisa AutoCAD 11 pane 286, ine yakasviba kumashure uye mavara anogumbura eorenji. Asi ndomaitirwo ezvinhu aya, asingafungidzike pakutanga uye anogona kufungidzirwa kumagumo, seicho chiri mune ino posvo chichava:
