Builders Humor
Mumwe muvaki nyanzvi akaenda kuchitoro chehypera ndokutora maviri epamusoro-makadhi efoni yake kubva pasherufu.
Iyo cashier inopindura: - Unowedzera yako nhare mbozha here?
-Hapana
-Ruregerero, anodaro muchengeti wemari. Ukasandiratidza kuti une nhare mbozha, handikwanise kukutengesera makadhi acho. Izvi zvinoenderana nemutemo mutsva wekudzivirira kubiwa kwevanhu.
Masikati muvaki anosvika nefoni yake mbozha uye vanomutengesa makadhi.
Zuva rinotevera anouya kuzotenga roll yemagetsi tambo, anoisa pane counter uye cashier anouya neimwe nyaya:
-Ndine urombo, kana ukasaunza muridzi wemba kwauri kuzoisa magetsi, handikwanise kukutengesera tambo, zvinoenderana nemutemo mutsva wekudzivirira kuzviuraya. Vanhu vazhinji vane tambo idzi vakazvisungirira, uye vakazvitenga nekunyepedzera kwekuda kuti vashande.
Saka muvaki anosiya, auya muridzi, aratidze chibvumirano, uye anokwanisa kutenga tambo yacho.
Mangwana acho anosvika aine isina magetsi kabhokisi kabhokisi, ndokumuratidza gomba rinotenderera raanga riinaro; uye inobvunza mubatiri kuti afarire.
- Handikwanise, anodaro muchengeti wemari. Ko kana paine kapfupi yakapinza chishandiso mukati.
Usazvidya moyo kuti muvaki anokuudza, hapana chakapinza pfupi. Iyi ingori imwe nzira yekutevedzera mutemo mutsva wevatengi.
Saka anoshandira anoisa ruoko rwake kune anoshandira, uye anodanidzira:
-Rays! izvi shit !!!!!!
Ipapo muvaki anoti: -Ndinofunga izvi zvakakwana kutenga mapepa maviri epepa rechimbuzi kuchenesa angu mbongoro
Ndine urombo, pasina mazwi iwayo handina kuseka.
