Mafashoni evadiki vechidiki ...

Dzimwe nguva ndinowana zvakaoma kunzwisisa migumisiro yekuchinja kwemarudzi, 0.0001784 × 10 + 6 bvudzi jena patembere yangu yekurudyi kunoita kuti ndikanganwe kuti makore apfuura, uye kwete pasina! Zvakare iko kurapa kwevana vangu kundinetsa maminetsi ese 3.0875, kushamisika kwavo pavanondiudza don g! uye rudo rukuru rwemai vake rwekuchengetedza ini semakore 13 apfuura IN pane anodarika ADO.net.

Apo pandinoona mukomana achifamba mumugwagwa, akapfekedza shangu dzake pasi pemhuru dzake, zvipfeko zvake kune kunze uye chinopisa chinyorera pamutsipa wake, ndine manzwiro iwayo okuda kutaura "hello pasilings". Kurapa kwaamai vangu kunoshanda, vanondiyeuchidza kuti isu tanga tisinga pfuure makore makumi matatu nemashanu, munguva yangu ndinorangarira kuve ndakarwadziwa nemusoro watete vakapfeka tsika mumashoko avo pamberi pezvinhu zvakapenga zvekuti isu takapinda chikoro chepamusoro. 

Ndinorangarira kushandiswa (pamberi pemuswe webhiza) chinokonzera Punk kubva pahuma kusvika kune endpoint, kwenguva yakareba newicks in ortho pasi, temberi dziveurwa ne 1 banga uye miviri ye 0 kumativi ose; izvi zvaive mumakore iwayo izvo Def Leppard Ndakaimba ne duodenum Rudo Rwakarova, nguva iyo Bon Jovi iye akabvisa album New Jersey e Iron Maiden mwanakomana wechinomwe wechinomwe mwanakomana.

Aiwa, zviitiko zvipi izvo, hazvina basa kwatiri isu Millian Vanilli yakanga iri kure, yakatitsamwisa kupfuura Bon Jovi iye akacheka bvudzi rake semucheche; do the pirouettes of MC Hammer Yakanga iri unyanzvi, vasikana vakatikurudzira nokuda kweizvi pachena uye vakativenga muimba dzokugezera; Metallic nokuda kwemigumo, U2 nokuda kwevasanangurwa, Guns n 'Roses kune rimwe dombo rine mafaro, Poison kune avo vasina ruvara ... iyo yaiva upenyu!.

Takashandisa tube pants (Handina kufanana naye zvino) dzakanga dzakakotamiswa kumakumbo echikwata sepants Tin-tin, apo mahedkerchiefs matsvuku akanga achingofamba kubva ku13 pahudyu kusvika kune mumwe musoro sezvakaita zvikwata zve Niki Cruz. Uye kufamba kwedu kwainge kwakaita sekupa tunhu tudiki, ndakazviona apo mumwaka wekufora kwenyika murairidzi akandidaidza kumberi akandimanikidza kufamba zvakajairika ... usatama, famba zvakasimba! Zvaisakwanisika, zvakanga zviri muropa rangu.

… Zvinoita kunge nezuro. Zvakanaka, kune vamwe zuro rapfuura.

Iye zvino zvakaoma kwatiri kuti tinyatsonzwisisa zvisikwa izvi kuti kana vasingasviki, vanozvishandisa se Goku, kana vasina kupfekedza shangu kumhuru, vanopfekedza pahudyu kuratidza tsamba Y (uye ivo varume), nemakumbo e7.62 centimita yakafara, buckles iyo inogona kuiswa semapanga uye mamiriro spline kuti kana vachifamba mbongoro unovaona se cube Rugby.

Kunzwisisa kwavo hakusi nyore, rimwe zuva isu taikurukura nezvenyaya iyi neshamwari, tanga toda kumira kuti tidaro nekuda kwayo. Mumwe akanditumira mufananidzo ndichitsanangura zvikonzero zvinoita kuti tirambe mafashoni aya:

• Kunyanya kuzviremekedza nekuda kwekusagadzikana kusingaperi
• Intrinsic acrobatic skills
• Nyaya inokosha yeSiamese
• Kuda zvepabonde mukati memukati
• ... kana kuti zuva rinopenya patiri zvino.